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Poker Goes Nude For ESPN Body Issue
Posted by: | CommentsWell, one out of four ain’t bad…in everything except poker. Apparently ESPNs body issue is out and includes a few poker ‘athletes’ of a…unique bodily nature. Scotty? Really? And good grief Hellm(o)uth is irritating enough with his clothes on. Those teats make it look like he’s got a couple of giant inverted aces strapped to his chest…
via the dead money blog (http://blog.mlive.com/deadmoney/2009/10/espn_the_magazines_body_issue.html)
The only pic I’ve found to date. I’ll post more when they’re replicated across the web without permission. This is actually where having a poker humour site is difficult…Phil’s ‘flops’ are funny (thanks to BH for that one), but including them means I have to look at them. Pity me.
Phil flops, Harman raises, the Kid checks his pocket and Nguyen says 'yeah baby' for ESPNs Body Issue
Strip Poker Ends Solemnly With Scar Explanation
Posted by: | CommentsFrom our friends at theonion.com:
CONRAD, MT—The laughter and giddy sexual tension that typically accompanies a game of strip poker ended abruptly Monday after player Sarah Garrison removed her shirt and revealed a vicious scar that prompted innocent yet ill-advised questioning from the three other participants.
“I guess she was 9 when it happened,” said playing partner Justin Kiefel, who described the scar as jagged, densely fibrous, and extending from her navel all the way to her collarbone. “Her uncle was drunk and prone to Vietnam flashbacks, and had been playing with his knife, and, uh, I don’t want to say any more.” Kiefel said that after about 30 seconds of shocked silence, everyone started putting their clothes back on.