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		<title>Poker Goes Nude For ESPN Body Issue</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, one out of four ain&#8217;t bad&#8230;in everything except poker. Apparently ESPNs body issue is out and includes a few poker &#8216;athletes&#8217; of a&#8230;unique bodily nature. Scotty? Really? And good grief Hellm(o)uth is irritating enough with his clothes on. Those teats make it look like he&#8217;s got a couple of giant inverted aces strapped to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, one out of four ain&#8217;t bad&#8230;in everything except poker. Apparently ESPNs body issue is out and includes a few poker &#8216;athletes&#8217; of a&#8230;unique bodily nature. Scotty? Really? And good grief Hellm(o)uth is irritating enough with his clothes on. Those teats make it look like he&#8217;s got a couple of giant inverted aces strapped to his chest&#8230;</p>
<p>via the <a href="http://blog.mlive.com/deadmoney/2009/10/espn_the_magazines_body_issue.html" rel="nofollow">dead money blog</a> (http://blog.mlive.com/deadmoney/2009/10/espn_the_magazines_body_issue.html)</p>
<p>The only pic I&#8217;ve found to date. I&#8217;ll post more when they&#8217;re replicated across the web without permission. This is actually where having a poker humour site is difficult&#8230;Phil&#8217;s &#8216;flops&#8217; are funny (thanks to BH for that one), but including them means I have to look at them. Pity me.</p>
<div id="attachment_78" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://www.vivapoker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vivapoker-espn-bodyissue-poker-300x114.jpg" alt="Phil flops, Harman raises, the Kid checks his pocket and Nguyen says &#039;yeah baby&#039; for ESPNs Body Issue" title="vivapoker-espn-bodyissue-poker" width="300" height="114" class="size-medium wp-image-78" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Phil flops, Harman raises, the Kid checks his pocket and Nguyen says 'yeah baby' for ESPNs Body Issue</p></div>
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		<title>Strip Poker Ends Solemnly With Scar Explanation</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:26:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From our friends at theonion.com:
CONRAD, MT—The laughter and giddy sexual tension that typically accompanies a game of strip poker ended abruptly Monday after player Sarah Garrison removed her shirt and revealed a vicious scar that prompted innocent yet ill-advised questioning from the three other participants.
&#8220;I guess she was 9 when it happened,&#8221; said playing partner [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>From our friends at theonion.com:</strong></p>
<p>CONRAD, MT—The laughter and giddy sexual tension that typically accompanies a game of strip poker ended abruptly Monday after player Sarah Garrison removed her shirt and revealed a vicious scar that prompted innocent yet ill-advised questioning from the three other participants.</p>
<p>&#8220;I guess she was 9 when it happened,&#8221; said playing partner Justin Kiefel, who described the scar as jagged, densely fibrous, and extending from her navel all the way to her collarbone. &#8220;Her uncle was drunk and prone to Vietnam flashbacks, and had been playing with his knife, and, uh, I don&#8217;t want to say any more.&#8221; Kiefel said that after about 30 seconds of shocked silence, everyone started putting their clothes back on.</p>
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