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Poker Demotivational – is it because he wears sunglasses?

admin — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:05:02 +0000

I see your sucker and raise you ‘douche’.

Phil Ivey – Poker player? Demon? Both?

admin — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 06:38:12 +0000

The chances of me ever finding myself staring across the blessed green felt at Phil Ivey are slim to none… and I thank whatever poker player gods that happen to be listening for that fact.

I’d be tempted to poke him. To try and scare him. To make faces at him…. and when all that failed, to beg him to take my money faster because he’s really one scary lookin’ mofo.

In seat 1…2,3,4,5 and six: Bond – James Bond.

admin — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:09:55 +0000

Not necessarily poker humour, but certianly cool. And please never visit this site again if you don’t think Sean Connery was the best Bond ever.

Incidentally, can’t remember where I found this – if it’s yours, drop me a line and I’ll add a link.

Poker Goes Nude For ESPN Body Issue

admin — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:06:13 +0000

Well, one out of four ain’t bad…in everything except poker. Apparently ESPNs body issue is out and includes a few poker ‘athletes’ of a…unique bodily nature. Scotty? Really? And good grief Hellm(o)uth is irritating enough with his clothes on. Those teats make it look like he’s got a couple of giant inverted aces strapped to his chest…

via the dead money blog (http://blog.mlive.com/deadmoney/2009/10/espn_the_magazines_body_issue.html)

The only pic I’ve found to date. I’ll post more when they’re replicated across the web without permission. This is actually where having a poker humour site is difficult…Phil’s ‘flops’ are funny (thanks to BH for that one), but including them means I have to look at them. Pity me.

Phil flops, Harman raises, the Kid checks his pocket and Nguyen says 'yeah baby' for ESPNs Body Issue