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Poker Demotivational – is it because he wears sunglasses?
Posted by: | CommentsI see your sucker and raise you ‘douche’.
Phil Ivey – Poker player? Demon? Both?
Posted by: | CommentsThe chances of me ever finding myself staring across the blessed green felt at Phil Ivey are slim to none… and I thank whatever poker player gods that happen to be listening for that fact.
I’d be tempted to poke him. To try and scare him. To make faces at him…. and when all that failed, to beg him to take my money faster because he’s really one scary lookin’ mofo.
No need for a poker face, I have ‘the force’
Posted by: | CommentsI admittedly owned a few Star Wars action figures as a child. OK, I had a tonton too. And the millenium falcon complete with (battery sucking) flashing lights and sound effects. And an AT-AT. And even a giant carrying case for the figurines (not dolls) shaped like Darth Vader’s head. God I was spoiled…
Anyway, depite my obvious childhood fetish, even I can’t geek out to this degree. It’d ruin the game.
You’re trying to bluff and some guy’s talking like yoda – ‘raise you I will’.
Then he raises ou two ‘obiwans’.
Some douche that folds to your pre-flop raise says ‘the force is strong in this one’.
Another one waves his hand across the table and says ‘this is not the pot you’re looking for’.
And come to think of it, what’s worth more? A yoda? A Darth?
Is an ewok a small blind? A wookie the big blind?
The possibilities (each geekier than the last) are endless…
I see your yoda and raise you three vaders...my son.
The worst demotivational poster ever (it motivated the creation of this site)
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