I’d be tempted to poke him. To try and scare him. To make faces at him…. and when all that failed, to beg him to take my money faster because he’s really one scary lookin’ mofo.

Anyway, depite my obvious childhood fetish, even I can’t geek out to this degree. It’d ruin the game.
You’re trying to bluff and some guy’s talking like yoda – ‘raise you I will’.
Then he raises ou two ‘obiwans’.
Some douche that folds to your pre-flop raise says ‘the force is strong in this one’.
Another one waves his hand across the table and says ‘this is not the pot you’re looking for’.

And come to think of it, what’s worth more? A yoda? A Darth?
Is an ewok a small blind? A wookie the big blind?

The possibilities (each geekier than the last) are endless…

I see your yoda and raise you three vaders...my son.

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