Phil Ivey – Poker player? Demon? Both?

The chances of me ever finding myself staring across the blessed green felt at Phil Ivey are slim to none… and I thank whatever poker player gods that happen to be listening for that fact.

I’d be tempted to poke him. To try and scare him. To make faces at him…. and when all that failed, to beg him to take my money faster because he’s really one scary lookin’ mofo.